1. Almost too realistic (I cheated and had original for background) but otherwise you would never know what my favorite Volvo is

2. In progress

3. Found it

4. Hehe a little provocation If its not allowed I will change it to proper one (for this forum)

5. Square story

Once upon a time in a land far north, in a land of eternal darkness or eternal light, depends when you get there, lived a brick. This was no ordinary brick though, no no. You guessed that right children, it was turbo brick. And this brick thought to itself: "Why would I be like other bricks? It takes thousands of them to build a house so a family could feel comfortable with. I'm pretty sure I can manage to take care of a family by myself."

And so it was. Turbo brick got itself a nice little family with all the required ingridients. Mother, father, son, daughter and of course a dog. With all the luxury equipement the brick was able to provide everything necessary for the family. The comfort of a living room, heating in winter, cooling in summer, plenty of storage and even a nice view through roof window. There was no kitchen of course but thats what drive-ins are for. So the turbo brick was driving arround with its very own family and was very happy with its life. Everything was perfect. Until one day. They were driving on a local road when a shiny new {here you imagine a car you hate most or just Golf SDI if it, from some strange reason, didn't come to you in the first place} suddenly appeared on their lane in front of them. They crashed head on....

And they lived happily ever after (freakin homeless).

The error is something we need to improve itself.